近些年,冷笑话作为一种特殊的幽默方式在互联网、电视节目、书籍杂志上广泛流传。小编整理了简短英文笑话，欢迎阅读!
简短英文笑话篇一
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
一个小男孩问他的父亲，“爸爸，要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
“我也不知道，我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。
简短英文笑话篇二
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."
晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。”
简短英文笑话篇三
On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。
"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."
“对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”
简短英文笑话篇四
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
“我把丈夫变成了一个百万富翁。”一个女人告诉她的朋友。
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
“那他结婚前是什么样的呢?”朋友问。
The woman replied, "A billionaire."
“那时他是个千万富翁。”
简短英文笑话篇五
One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"
一天一个年轻的商人问他女朋友：“亲爱的，如果我破产了你还会嫁给我吗?”
"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.
“当然会。”女孩坚定的回答。
"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.
“你是说真的吗?”他问道。
"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.
“这正是我想问你的问题。”女孩说。
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